Geez that Websnark guy doesn't know what quality is.. (This is for him, not this new review. I like this review.)
Just because you can tolerate eating shit, and it's possible there's nothing else to eat, doesn't mean you have to keep eating shit.
God this person sounds like he's a fan of XKCD. Just a bunch of IT humor to wank off to. The pictures and story (hell, the comic) don't fucking matter. Nothing does. In some ways he's right, it's a timeless boring comic that follows in the newspaper strips exactly.
User Friendly isn't improving because it's fans are complacent dullards who haven't seen anything better. That's what makes Penny Arcade better than others. User Friendly has been crowned king in the land of 1997 IT humor because there's nothing else..
But even with all of that, you should have standards man. Standards. You have spent hours going through that crap. All wasted. Was it worth a chuckle to your deprived area of niche? That's pathetic. Feel ashamed. Even coding that little green turtle to do loop-de-loops was time better spent.
Go do yourself a favor and print out the words "Loser" in the biggest Times Roman font in Word 95, print it out on your tandy computer by converting it to basic somehow, and spray glue it to your back from the art supplies stolen from the graphic designer next store and think about what you've done.