I've started reading this thing and a few bits immediately come up:
1.) I have no idea what you mean by this "grammatical and syntactical cluster-fuck" shit. What I see are just standard English words strung together in a standard run-of-the-mill "mortals-challenging-gods" storyline.
2.) I've read through small snippets of what she's written on the Internet, and just from what I've seen, I'd hazard to guess she's more of a "boring run-of-the-mill Jane Doe webcomic artist" than an "obnoxious ego-centric hateful bitch." Fact: At least 50% of the time, when a webcomic artist says "I don't need to take art classes" what they really mean is "I could do it but I'm too lazy to actually learn from an actual artist and prefer to just keep all of my art the way it is because I just don't give a shit."
She may be a bitch for all I know but considering the lashing Chesamo gave Doodle Diaries for no real good reason I want some real hard evidence that this individual is a bitch from hell before I generalize her like that.
3.) By far the most irritating thing she says for me is this:
What programs do you use to colour?
MS Paint. That's right, the crappy piece of 'art software' that comes with the computer. I occassionally use GIMP to shade…but I'm not very good with it. I do have the patience to do the shading as I did here in Paint. Sorry it wasn't something more special. I can't give any tips that a 5 year old couldn't tell you about colouring.
Seriously, if you don't know how to use GIMP or Photoshop or if you suck with them please learn how to use them properly before putting your webcomic on the Internet.
I can give you a five minute tutorial on how to use GIMP that will let you make your comic look genuinely good and will probably take about the same amount of time as you'd use using Paint.
I know people don't understand what I me… Aw, to hell with it. I'll get to it in the review.